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Halloween Jokes for Kids

1. What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car? — He puts on his sheet belt.
2. Why did the witches cancel their baseball game? — They couldn’t find their bats.
3. What do monsters turn on in the summer time? — The scare conditioner.
4. Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret? — It’ll keep it under wraps.
5. Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? — It had no guts.
6. What is a scarecrows favorite fruit? — STRAW-berries.
7. What is the best way to speak to a monster? — From a long distance away!
8. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? — Day-scare centers.
9. What do birds say on Halloween? — Twick o Tweet.
10. What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? — Spelling.
11. What kind of roads do ghosts haunt? — Dead ends.
12. How do you make a witch itch? —  Take away the W
13. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? — Because he had no BODY to go with.
14. What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
15. Why don’t ghosts like rain? — It dampens their spirits.
16. What did the scarecrow say to the kid dressed up as corn? — That costume is a-MAZE-ing.
17. What candy do you eat on the playground? — Recess pieces.
18. Why do witches wear name tags? — So they will know which witch is which.
19. Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner? — He was already stuffed.
20. What kind of monster loves to disco? — The boogieman.
21. Why do people like vampires so much? — Because they are FANGtastic.
22. What does a cool witch ride instead of a motorcycle? — A Brrrrrr – oomstick.
23. How do you make a skeleton laugh? — Tickle its funny bone.